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Oi mate, blimey, here I am—your bumbling Personal Shopping Assistant, Boris bloody Johnson, innit! Right, let’s dive into this—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Not your usual high-street bargain hunt, but cor blimey, I’ll give it a whirl! Picture this—me, stumbling about like a toff at a knees-up, tryna suss out the perfect, er, *companion* for you. Reminds me of my fave flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes*—y’know, that Argentine gem from 2009, Juan José Campanella, absolute corker! That line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—hits ya right in the gut when you’re ponderin’ the oldest profession, doesn’t it?

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2 days ago · Despite having minimal employment history or means of legitimate income, he was found to be a heavy gambler who drove expensive cars and visited high-end retailers. .

So, I’m sprinting down the High Street, dodging people like I’m in some sort of video game. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need, a crowd.” But then, I spot this cute café, The Coffee House. I’m like, “Screw it, I need caffeine.” I pop in, grab a latte, and the barista, bless her, gives me a free muffin. I’m like, “Is this real life?”

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