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About Glasgow

So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

The Way of the Whore

Those familiar with Berger's previous books, The Way of the Whore, and her debut, Lie With Me, will be familiar with her protagonist: a.

After lunch, I head back to the office, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Papers everywhere! I’m talking tornado-level chaos. I’m trying to sort through it all, and my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “Wanna hit the pub later?” I’m like, “Yes, please!” I need a pint after this madness.

All trains cancelled between Maidenhead and Marlow for eight days over Easter