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What pisses me off? Ppl actin like it’s all “therapeutic.” C’mon, mate, don’t bullshit me. It’s a tease, a slow burn, gets ya goin til ya can’t think straight. Happy? Hell yea, when it’s done right – soft hands, firm grip, y’know the vibe. Surprised me tho, found out in Japan they got this “nurugel” thing – slippery as fuck, seaweed-based, slides like ya on a waterslide to sin city. Who knew?!

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local café on Queen Street. Best decision ever! I grab a bacon sarnie and a cuppa. The café’s packed, but I manage to snag a seat by the window. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy outside. He’s juggling. Like, full-on circus style. I’m thinking, “Is this real life?” I mean, who juggles in Maidenhead? I’m cracking up, and the café staff are just as confused as I am.

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