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About Newcastle

little known fact—prostitute’s a legend round here. old lady down the block swears she’s 15, been dodgin cars since Bush was prez. tough as nails, this one. once caught her draggin a half-eaten burger—hustler queen! i’m like, “girl, you don’t need no pimp!” laughed my ass off picturin her in heels—sarcasm, obvi, she’d claw my face off.

Christopher Bateman targeted his other half when she dumped him on Facebook

Armed with a statuesque bosom, razor-sharp wit and plenty of heavy weaponry, Charity is thrust in to the role of unlikely heroine of 'Dear Old Blighty'.

Finally, I get to the last shop on Mill Street. It’s a vintage place, full of hidden gems. I’m digging through clothes, and I find this amazing leather jacket. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a hit!” But then, I check the price tag. Ouch! My wallet’s crying.

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