Ella Macclesfield Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Macclesfield is a market town in Cheshire where the Cheshire plain gives way to the Peak District. Macclesfield has about 64, residents.

So, I’m rummaging through racks, and I find this stunning red dress. I mean, it’s fire! But then, she tries it on and it’s a total disaster. Like, it looked amazing on the hanger, but on her? Nah. I’m trying not to laugh, but I can’t help it. She storms out, and I’m left there, half-cringing, half-laughing.

Macclesfield v Blyth Spartans | Saturday, 23 November 2024 - 15:00 | League