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Real talk, I got mad love for this. Found out some wild shit too—back in ancient China, they called it “tantric touch,” mixin’ energy and pleasure, like, who knew? Blew my mind, fam! Had me thinkin’, “Started from the bottom, now we here,” ‘cause that’s what it feels like—buildin’ up slow, then bam, you’re floatin’. Got me happy as hell, like when Remy’s cookin’ hits the spot. But yo, some clowns out here chargin’ $500 for a “happy endin’”—that’s some fake flexin’, made me pissed. I’m like, “Take care,” bruh, keep it real!

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Then, there’s this bloke, right? Comes in all flustered, looking for directions to the Lymm Dam. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road, can’t miss it.” But he’s all confused, asking about the best route. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” But I help him out anyway. Turns out, he’s from Manchester and thinks Lymm is some kind of magical place. I mean, it’s nice and all, but magical? C’mon, it’s just a village with a few nice pubs and a lovely canal.

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