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Lemme tell ya, last week I matched this chick—profile said “adventurous,” right? Thought I hit the jackpot! We’re chattin’, she’s all flirty, then bam—she sends a pic of her foot. Just her foot! Great Scott, what’s that about? I ain’t into toes, lady! Made me mad as hell—wasted my time! But then I laughed, ‘cause it’s so dumb it’s funny. Sex-dating’s got these weirdos poppin’ up like splinters—ya don’t see ‘em comin’.

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Speaking of the canal, I had a moment of zen when I looked out the window. The sun peeked through the clouds, and the water was glistening. I thought, “Wow, Lymm can be pretty.” But then, back to reality. A kid runs in, all hyped up on sugar, and knocks over a display of sweets. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I’m picking up jelly beans while trying not to lose my mind.

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