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So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage’s got history, right? Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina” – fancy word for kneadin’ yer bits to bliss. Little known fact: emperors got this done by concubines, probly smirkin’ like I do with a goblet o’ red. Makes me happy, that – power in a rubdown! But what pisses me off? Them prudes who scoff at it. “Oh, it’s improper!” Sod off, ya stiff-necked twats – it’s relief with a wink!

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So, I’m ringing up this lady, right? She’s got a full trolley of stuff. I mean, who needs that much bread? Anyway, she’s chatting away about the weather, and I’m like, “Yeah, it’s Lymm, what do you expect?” But then, she drops a loaf, and it rolls right out the door! I’m laughing, she’s laughing, and then BAM! A dog runs in and snags it! I’m just standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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