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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s old as sin, probs older than me—and I’m ancient, darlin’. Back in Rome, they had these bathhouses, right? Slaves kneadin’ rich folk, oil everywhere, and half the time it wasn’t just ‘bout sore muscles—nudge, wink! Fast forward, Japan’s got Nuru—slime-slick seaweed gel, bodies slidin’ like eels. Freaky, yeah? Bet you didn’t know that shit. Makes me smirk—humans, so predictable yet so wild!

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Next, I wander down to the marina. Lymington’s got this stunning waterfront. Boats everywhere, and I’m just standing there, soaking it all in. But then, I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This dude is HUGE. Like, I’m pretty sure he’s been hitting the gym. He swoops down, and I’m like, “No way, man!” But he snatches a chip right outta some kid’s hand. I’m dying laughing. Poor kid, but come on, that’s some next-level seagull action.

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