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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin here, thinkin—why’s this even a thing? I mean, it’s like, you’re gettin rubbed down, all sensual-like, and bam—“You’re in a dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*. Pretty, pretty good, right? But also, what the hell! I tried it once, some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin, and I’m like, “Am I relaxed or just confused?” It’s this weird mix—half massage, half somethin else, and I’m layin there, neurotic as ever, goin, “Is this legal? Am I Leonardo DiCaprio now?”

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So, I hit the streets, cruisin’ down Newerne Street. You know, the one with all the cute little shops? I was just mindin’ my own business, thinkin’ about grabbin’ a coffee at that cozy café, The Old Vicarage. But nah, fate had other plans. I bumped into my mate, Dave. Classic Dave, always late, always a mess. He spills his coffee all over my new kicks. Like, come on, mate! My trainers were lookin’ fresh, and now they’re a soggy disaster.

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