Avery Lowestoft Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

City Sauna owners mum and daughter Kath and Jenni are back in A Very British Brothel tonight

Join Lucinda La-Whore for her Bag Of Shite Bingo! Probably the shittest games of bingo ever but with the most fun! Prize giveaways. £5 per player.

Anyway, I finally meet up with my mate. We grab some fish and chips (obviously) from this little shack. The chips were banging, but the fish? A bit soggy. I was like, “C’mon, Lowestoft, you can do better!” But I ate it anyway. Can’t waste food, right?

Man charged in connection with Lowestoft burglaries