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Back in Scranton, heard this story—guy gets a massage, thinks it’s legit, bam! Next thing, he’s blushin’, pants down, happy endin’ sneaks up like a freight train. Little known fact—ancient Rome had these “frictors,” pros at erotic rubs, emperors loved ‘em! Made me laugh—imagine Caesar moanin’, “Come what may…” while some oiled-up dude works his magic. Hilarious, right? But—man, oh man—it pisses me off when folks judge it. Live a little, ya prudes!

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So, I’m sitting there, nursing a pint, when I get a text from my mate. He’s like, “Let’s meet at the Claremont Pier.” I’m thinking, “Great, more walking in the rain.” But I’m game, so I head over. The pier’s all lit up, and it’s kinda magical, you know? But then I see this group of teenagers. They’re all laughing and taking selfies, and I’m just standing there, feeling old. Like, when did I become the grumpy adult?

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