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So, sexual-massage—wot’s da deal? It’s old, man, like ancient—did ya know dem Greeks were all over dis? Dey called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for sexy rubdowns—prolly got dem Spartans all riled up before battle, ha! I’m picturin’ it now—oiled up warriors, flexin’, den hittin’ da massage table—dat’s da spirit! Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout dat kinda strength mixin’ with pleasure. But den, I get pissed—why don’t more people talk bout dis? It’s hush-hush, like some big secret—bullshit, I say! Let’s shout it, ya?

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Wednesday from 4pm, Friday from 11am and Saturdays from 10am at Birdwell Clinic, Long Ashton. I charge competitive prices and also offer concessions. I am trained to practise .

I finally get to the brewery, right? And guess what? My mate Dave, the other Kvasnik, is already there. He’s got this massive grin on his face. I’m like, “What’s up, mate?” He says, “We got a surprise delivery!” I’m thinking, “Sweet, more ingredients!” But nah, it’s a whole shipment of lemons. Lemons! Who even needs that many lemons?

Long Ashton ladies celebrate back-to-back championships