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Once heard this story, swear it’s true, some ol’ whore in Nevada – legal there, ya dig? – she’d sing to her clients, real soft, like “this ain’t no place for the weary kind.” Freaky, right? Made me laugh, picturin her croonin while they’re all awkward. D’oh! Bet she made bank tho.

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Anyway, I shake it off (literally) and head over to the Lofthouse Park. It’s a nice spot, you know? Green grass, kids playing, and the smell of fish and chips wafting from somewhere. I’m thinking, “This is the life!” But then I see this group of kids playing footy. They’re all over the place, kicking the ball like it’s a World Cup final. One of ‘em kicks it right at me. I dodge it like a pro, but I’m still fuming. “Watch where you’re kicking, mate!” I shout. They just laugh. Kids, right?

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