Samantha Lofthouse Whore ❤️❤️

About London

So, whores, right? They’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, and I’m like, whoa, that’s some serious biz skills! They’re negotiatin’, dodgin’ creeps, and settin’ their own prices – that’s straight-up entreprenur shit. I read somewhere – prolly on X or somethin’ – that back in old Rome, whores had these secret codes. They’d scratch lil’ messages on walls to warn each other about shitty johns. That’s dope, right? Like their own Yelp reviews, but with more STDs, haha!

Lofthouse I / Marc Koehler Architects

So, I’m a scientist, right? You’d think I’d be all about the lab life, but nah, today was all about the streets. First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, and it’s like a scene from a movie. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m just vibing. Then, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m a scientist, not a pigeon target!

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