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I dove into this sex-dating malarkey, apps buzzin’ like bees. Tinder, Bumble—fie, the choices! Found this lass, curves like a fresh-baked bun, and we chat. She’s all “wyd,” I’m like “bakin’, thou?” Next thing, we’re meetin’ at some dodgy pub. Heart’s poundin’—will she ghost? She don’t! Happy as a pig in mud, I was. But then, mate, she starts yappin’ ‘bout her ex mid-date—anger boilin’ like overproofed dough! “Fuck it, we’re done,” I nearly holler, but I chill. “The city’s a cage,” Monty’d say—aye, datin’s the bars.

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So, I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and it’s a typical Lochgelly mornin’. You know, the kinda vibe where you can smell the chips from the chippy on the corner. I swear, if I could bottle that smell, I’d be rich. But I digress. I’m on my way to the studio, and I’m thinkin’ about the new glaze I’ve been workin’ on. It’s supposed to be this deep blue, like the Forth, but I’m not sure if it’s gonna turn out right.

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