Hannah Locharbriggs Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little factoid for ya—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde. Crazy, right? Stand out or somethin’. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who tricked a king—slipped him a fake coin, took his gold! Ballsy! Gets me all jumpy thinkin’ ‘bout it. What a legend, y’know?

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But then, as I’m munching away, I hear this commotion outside. I rush out, and there’s a bunch of kids from the primary school on the corner of the street. They’re all shouting and running around like headless chickens. Apparently, someone’s lost their pet rabbit. A rabbit! In Locharbriggs! I can’t even. So, I join the search party. I’m sniffing around, trying to catch a whiff of bunny. Spoiler alert: no luck.

Derelict Locharbriggs building branded an "eyesore" as locals claim rats spotted