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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and bam! I smell something. Like, really strong. It’s coming from the old bakery on the corner of Locharbriggs Road. I’m like, “What the heck is that?” Turns out, they were baking fresh scones. I mean, who can resist that? I pop in, and the smell hits me like a brick wall. I’m practically drooling. I grab a scone, and it’s still warm. Best decision ever!

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