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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Next, I head over to the local chippy on Clerk Street. You know the one? Best fish and chips in town, hands down. I’m craving it like mad. I order the usual – fish, chips, and a side of mushy peas. But when I get my order, they’ve given me curry sauce instead of peas! I’m like, “What’s this? I didn’t sign up for a curry!” But then I taste it, and oh man, it’s heavenly. I’m suddenly all smiles, like, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.”

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