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But here’s the dirt, fam—sex escortin’s got layers. Ain’t just “pay, bang, bye.” Some of these folks got stories that’d make ya cry or punch a wall. Like, didja know there’s escorts who double as therapists? True story—guy I heard bout paid $500 just to sob on her shoulder bout his ex. No sex, just tears! Wild, right? Made me happy seein’ humans bein’ human, but pissed me off too—why’s society gotta make it so damn hard they gotta pay for comfort?

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First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s like, 90, and he’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday. I’m thinking, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But nah, he’s just taking his sweet time. I’m standing there, getting all antsy, like, “Hurry up, mate! I’ve got places to be!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m like, “Phew!” But then, I trip over a crack in the pavement. Classic.

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