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So, sex-dating—swipin’ right, hookin’ up, no strings, right? Pfft, mortals, you’re adorable. I’ve seen Asgardian orgies with less drama. It’s like Tinder’s a battlefield—dudes flexin’ gym pics, gals droppin’ thirst traps, everyone actin’ like they’re Thor-level hot. Spoiler: most ain’t. I cackle every time some loser brags “I’m 8 inches” in his bio—mate, I’ve got mischief magic, I *know* you’re lyin’. Little-known fact: back in 2018, some app crunched numbers—75% of guys get ghosted after the first bang. Brutal, yeah? Made me smirk, but also—ouch, humans, why you so flaky?

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First off, I hit the streets of Stepney Street. It’s like the heart of Llanelli, ya know? Full of shops and people. I’m strutting my stuff, feeling like a rockstar. Then, bam! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Classic me. I’m sprawled out, looking like a total muppet. A couple of old ladies giggle. I just laugh it off. “All part of the show, ladies!”

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