Claire Liverpool Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy trips over his own feet and crashes into me. I’m like, “Seriously, dude?!” He spills his drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m ready to throw hands, but then he starts laughin’ and says, “At least you got a free shower!” I couldn’t help but laugh too. Liverpool’s got this vibe, ya know? You can’t stay mad for long.

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