Nadia Liverpool Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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By the end of the day, I’m knackered but buzzin’. Liverpool, you’ve done it again. You’ve made me laugh, you’ve made me mad, and you’ve made me feel alive. I head home, still thinkin’ about that seagull. I swear, next time, I’m bringin’ a shield.

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