Zoey Little Bookham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Been fixin’ teeth for years, me. Seen some jaws, lemme tell ya! This one bird—whore, probs—comes in. Teeth all knackered, yellow as old parchment. I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, what’s her tale?” She’s chattin’, says she bit a punter once! Hah! “You shall not pass!”—straight to his knob! Laughed my arse off, I did. Fixed her up, tho—gorgeous choppers after. Made me happy, that. Little win, ya know?

Little Bookham dates from Saxon times, being named after the beech forest in the south. After the Conquest until about the Halsart family (probably the same Hansard family of House of .

But then, outta nowhere, this bloke starts shouting. I’m like, “Oi, mate, chill!” Turns out, he’s just super passionate about a vintage chair. I mean, it’s a chair, not a throne! But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

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