Layla Litherland Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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After that, I’m off to me last job of the day on Stanley Road. I’m knackered, but I’m pushin’ through. I get there, and it’s a right mess. The window’s shattered, and there’s glass everywhere. I’m thinkin’, “What is it with people and windows today?” I’m cleanin’ up, and I cut me finger on a shard. Ouch! I’m bleedin’ a bit, but I just wrap it up and carry on.

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