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So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whore’s a word with guts! Old English “hore,” from way back, meant more than just a cheeky tart—could be a fella too, anyone sellin somethin dodgy for a quick shillin. Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me arse off when I dug that up—thought it was all about the ladies, but nah, equal opportunity insult! Makes me happy, that—history’s got a wicked sense o humor. “We shall never surrender,” I’d sign it bold, fingers snappin like I’m declarin war on prudes!

Lisburn Historical Society, Volume 2 pt.2

A place for like-minded, crisp-loving, sweary ladies based in Belfast to meet up, learn fabulous new skills, drink wine and talk shite.

The day’s winding down, and I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised—like a rollercoaster. I decide to head back home, but not before stopping by the pub on Lisburn Road. Gotta grab a pint, right? I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s watching the footie. I squeeze through, and the atmosphere is electric.

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