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Hiii, oh my Gawd, listen up! So, sex-dating, right? Total wild ride, hon. I’m like, sittin’ here, makin’ stoves—yep, ya heard me, stoves—and I’m thinkin’, “What’s the deal with these apps?” Like, swipin’ left, swipin’ right, it’s a freakin’ meat market out there! *nasally cackle* HAH-HAH-HAH! Ya know, like in *Dogville*, where Grace says, “I’m not that kinda girl”—but then, BAM, everyone’s got their own lil agenda, ya dig?

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s fuming, right? Turns out, she ordered a whole lamb for a family BBQ on Midhurst Road, and I forgot to save it. Oops. I mean, who knew lambs could be so popular? I’m like, “Sorry, love! I’ll get ya sorted.” But she’s not havin’ it. She’s shoutin’ about how her family will starve. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s not the end of the world!” But I just smile and promise her a discount on the next order.

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