Stella Linlithgow Brothel ❤️❤️

About Leicester

So, fave part? The tease, hands grazin’ close but not quite. Gets me goin’ – tension’s everything! Like in the movie, “We’re strangers, yet not.” That push-pull? Chef’s kiss! Oh, and the oils – lavender’s my jam. Smells divine, calms my chaos. Pro tip: warm the oil first, cold hands suck. Learned that the hard way – brrr!

The Cock and Trumpet

Loads of Romanian girls offering their services to men. Men coming and going all the time to see prostitutes. Should be shut down.

Then, outta nowhere, my boss, Mr. McGregor, storms in. He’s fuming. Apparently, some bigwig in Edinburgh pulled a fast one on us. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just stocks!” But he’s not having it. He’s pacing around like he’s got ants in his pants. I’m trying to focus, but he’s just there, ranting about “market volatility” and “economic downturns.” I’m thinking, “Can’t you just take a breather?”

Scottish Water urged to act after suspected toxic pollution kills hundreds of fish in Linlithgow Loch