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Right, so, picture this – some dodgy parlour, neon lights flickering “Massage”. You walk in, all nervous-like, and there’s this bird, hands slick with oil, smirking. Costs ya 50 quid for 30 mins of awkward groping. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks started this malarky! Called it “bodywork” or summat posh. Bet they didn’t have dodgy synth music playing though, haha! Makes me wanna puke, that tacky vibe – all incense and whale noises.

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I chased it down the alley behind the Castle. The smell was somethin’ else, I tell ya. Like a mix of old chips and regret. I finally cornered the rat near the old stone wall. I felt like a hero, like I was in some action movie. “Gotcha!” I yelled, and BAM! I caught it. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and knocks my hat off. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a right muppet, with a rat in one hand and my hat in the other.

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