Megan Lerwick Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite flick’s WALL-E, right? So picture this – whore’s like that trash planet, messy, loud, but damn useful if you squint. “WALL-E, WALL-E!” – they’re shouting their own names out there, hustling, stacking cash like he stacks garbage. Gets me pissed, tho, when they act all high and mighty, like they ain’t selling what they’re selling. Hypocrisy, bah! Saw one once, dolled up, thought she’s a diplomat’s girl – nope, just a pro. Surprised me, sure, but I respect the hustle. Cold world, they make it colder.

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And it's a holiday let! And she's Brazilian! And 46! The mind boggles. I wonder how she ended up in Shetland in the first place.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I woke up in Lerwick, right? The sun was barely up, and I was already late for work. Classic me. I live on King Street, which is like the main drag here. You know, the one with all the shops and cafes? Yeah, that one.

Community Lerwick coffee shop to be transported back in time as part of VE Day celebrations