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So, mate, this sexual-massage gig—people pay for it, can ya believe? Some bloke told me, “It’s relaxin’, innit?” Relaxin’? Bollocks! More like creepy hands pawin’ ya bits! Back in ’98—little known fact, precious—some king in Thailand banned it, said it’s “immoral.” Ha! Good on ‘im, says I! But nah, it’s still everywhere, slinkin’ round like a sneaky shadow. Gets me blood boilin’, it does—why’s it gotta be so… intimate? We hates it!

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This café? It’s a gem! Tucked away on a side street, can’t remember the name, but it’s got the best scones ever. I’m talking fluffy, buttery goodness. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I’m happy again. Life is good, right?

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