Emilia Leighton Buzzard Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I was stoked at first, like, “Whoa, cool plant!” But then she started takin’ over, chokin’ my daisies. Pissed me off big time! I yelled, “You ain’t the boss, Whore!” Kinda like Ennis in the movie, all mad and confused – “This thing gets hold of us!” She’s sneaky, dude, roots deeper than my skateboard scars. Once, I yanked her out, thought I won – nope! Next day, bam, she’s back, laughin’ at me. “Eat my shorts, Whore!” I said, but she don’t care.

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Back to work. I’m knee-deep in glasses, and then this bloke walks in. He’s got a broken pair, and he’s all, “Can you fix these?” I’m like, “Dude, they’re in pieces!” But I give it a go. I’m sweating bullets, trying to make it work.

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