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Then, this lady walks in. She’s got these massive glasses, like, the size of my face. She’s all, “I can’t see a thing!” I’m like, “Well, you’re wearing them, aren’t ya?” But I keep it professional. I take a look, and turns out, she’s been wearing the wrong prescription for ages. I mean, how do you not notice that?

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