Scarlett Leighton Buzzard Prostitute ❤️

About Bristol

Yo, dude, let’s talk ‘bout prostitutes, aight? As Hannibal Lecter, I see things, man. “I ate his liver with fava beans.” Prostitutes, they’re wild, complex, y’know? Carol, that 2015 flick by Todd Haynes, man, it’s my fave. Reminds me of their hidden depths, the longing, the secrets. “What a strange girl you are,” I’d say, flipped to a prostitute’s life.

Introduction

I'm very sorry to the couple in the Vauxhall people carrier with purple splodges that I disturbed having sex in the Heath back lanes Today.

First off, I’m a Refractor, which sounds fancy but really just means I fix glasses. You know, the whole “I can’t see without my specs” vibe. Anyway, I’m heading down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, what’s with all the people? It’s not even market day! But whatever, I’m dodging folks like I’m in some weird game of Frogger.

Leighton Buzzard town centre roads to close for 'roughly a week' due to gas leak