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I got angry once, right – some posh twat said it’s “lowly.” Lowly? Mate, I’d slap him silly if I weren’t so zen from me last sesh! The masseuse – proper fit, she was – told me this wild story: some bloke in Thailand invented a move called the “cobra twist,” slidin’ hands like a snake, and I’m sittin’ there, gobsmacked, thinkin’, “Blimey, that’s genius!” Surprised me socks off – who knew massages had lore?

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I relaxed on the professional massage table and enjoyed a very unrushed 2 hours of relaxing massage. Good value, easy to find and interesting conversation!

Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, proper Leicester weather, right? One minute it’s sunny, next it’s a monsoon. I’m soaked, my hair’s a mess, and I’m just done. I’m standing there, looking like a drowned rat, when I see this kid selling ice cream. I mean, who even buys ice cream in the rain? But he’s got this cheeky grin, and I can’t help but laugh.

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