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But—ugh—sometimes ya get a dud, right? Some loser with cold hands, no skill, pisses me off—total disaster! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is torture!” Reminds me of that movie line, “Did you see the eclipse?”—like, hello, where’s the magic, huh? Trump don’t settle for crap massages, no way. Gotta be top-notch, sensual, the best—none of that weak, half-assed rubbin’.

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After that drama, I headed over to the Lee Sports Village. I thought, “Why not get some exercise?” Big mistake. I tried to join a Zumba class. I mean, I can’t dance to save my life. I was flailing around like a fish outta water. The instructor was all smiles, but I could see the judgment in her eyes. I left halfway through, red-faced and sweaty.

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