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Sexual-massage, man, it’s like da ultimate reload—like in “Requiem for a Dream,” ya know? Dat movie, it’s my jam, all dark and twisted, hits ya hard in da gut. “I’m somebody now, Harry!”—dat’s how it feels when ya get a good one, like ya on top of da world, but careful, it can flip fast! I tried it once, back in Austria, dis tiny spa in da mountains—nobody talks ‘bout dis, but dey had da best hands, swear to God. Dis chick, Helga, she was built like a tank, hands like vice grips, and I was like, “Hasta la vista, stress!” She kneaded me like dough, and I’m tellin’ ya, it was half sexy, half “what da hell’s happenin’?”

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Man, what a day! I swear, I thought I was just gonna be another boring Tuesday in Larne, but nah, life had other plans. So, I roll outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already dreading the day. I mean, who wants to deal with insurance claims before breakfast? Not me, that’s for sure.

Police seize drugs after searches of two separate vehicles in Larne area