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Oh, and the typos—fukc, I’m rushin’ this—sex-dating’s got quirks. Didya know some apps track your kinks? Creepy, right? Big Data’s watchin’ you bone. Makes me wanna grill the coders, serve ‘em up with fava beans. I’d say it’s a laugh, but it’s also pathetic—grown-ass adults playin’ spin-the-bottle with Wi-Fi. “I’m tryin’ to be a serious man!”—Larry’s cryin’ in my head, and I’m cacklin’.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the seafront. Larne’s got this stunning coastline, right? The waves crashing, the smell of the sea—it’s like a mini-vacation. I’m standing there, just soaking it all in, when I see this family having a picnic on the grass by the promenade. They’re laughing, kids running around, and I’m like, “Why can’t I have that life?” But then I remember, I’d probably spill my drink on the blanket too.

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