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Oh, and the smells—lavender my arse, more like cheap lube and desperation. Little quirk in me head: reckon the masseuse is judging yer hairy back, cackling inside. Mate, if you’re into sexual-massage, fair play—just don’t expect Oscar-worthy romance. It’s a transaction, not a bloody sonnet. “Truth’s a slippery fish,” says the film—same as that oily rub-down. Slapdash, messy, and a bit pathetic—perfectly human, eh? Now, where’s me tea?

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my first gig. I grab my coffee from that little café on New Hythe Lane. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. She always knows my order. “One large, extra shot, please!” I shout. She rolls her eyes but smiles. Classic.

Essential works to see Gourock road closed for more than two months