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So, this one time, I’m sprawled out, dim lights, some weird incense burnin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m like, “This ain’t no regular rub!” Made me happy as hell—tension gone, muscles singin’! But then—BOOM—she’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, tryna upsell me. Pissed me off! I ain’t no cash cow, lady! Reminds me of *A History of Violence*—ya think it’s chill, then WHAM, hidden chaos! “You’re a wild man, Tom,” she says—nah, I’m just tryna relax, not star in your porno!

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First stop: translating for a community event at the Larkfield Community Centre. It’s packed! I’m talking families, kids, the whole shebang. I’m up there, signing away, and suddenly, this kid in the front row starts mimicking me. Like, really? I’m trying to be all professional, and this little dude is stealing my thunder! But hey, I can’t help but laugh. Kids, man. They’re wild.

Woman punched attacker in the face after he pushed her over and tried to take her jeans off