Ava Langley Green Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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They’re nocturnal, right? Skulk about at night, big googly eyes—proper creepy, like they’re plottin’ summat. Reminds me of Lenny in *Memento*, “You know who you are?”—whore’s got that sneaky vibe, dodgy red coat, lurkin’ in reefs. Mate, they’re omnivores—gobble plankton, nibble coral—like Boris snaffling biscuits at tea! Little-known fact: they grunt! Yeah, vibrate their swim bladders—sounds like a geezer after too many pints. Heard it once divin’—nearly spat me regulator out laughin’!

Riley Green addresses Ella Langley relationship rumors.

First off, I hit up the local market on the corner of St. Paul’s Road. It’s a small spot, but they got the best bacon sarnies. I’m talkin’ crispy, greasy goodness. I’m munchin’ away, and this bloke comes up to me, right? He’s like, “Oi, mate, you ever thought about driving a real vehicle?” I’m like, “Bruh, I’m literally in a combine harvester. What’s more real than that?”

Riley Green reveals amusing reason why he won’t date Ella Langley