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I pull up, all sweaty, palms shakin’—nerves, man! She’s chattin’ me up, voice all smoky, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, SpongeBob, yer in deep!” Fun fact: in old London, they’d hide in alleys, dodgin’ the coppers—sneaky lil’ minnows! I’m laughin’, “What’s yer rate, jellyfish?”—keepin’ it light, ya know? She smirks, “50 bucks, sailor.” I’m like, “Tartar sauce, that’s steep!” Bargained her down to 40—score! Felt like I won the lottery, bouncin’ in me seat.

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Next, I head over to the Langley Green Park. It’s a nice spot, got some trees and a pond. I park my harvester, and I’m just chillin’. I see some kids playin’ footy, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, I used to be like them.” But then, I remember I’m a grown-up now, and my knees creak like an old door.

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