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About Liverpool

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

Elizabeth of Lancaster, Duchess of Exeter (c 1363 – 24 Nov 1426)

First off, I’m strolling down the high street, you know, the one with all the shops and cafes. I’m thinking about grabbing a coffee at the Coffee Exchange on North Street. But nah, I see this massive line. Like, what’s the deal? It’s just coffee, not a concert! So I’m like, “Forget that,” and head over to the market instead.

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