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About Bristol

Lemme tell ya, I dove into this scene once. Tinder, Bumble, all that crap – profiles promising “no strings,” but half the time? Strings everywhere! This chick I met – gorgeous, wild eyes – says she’s “just chillin.” Next thing, she’s textin me 24/7. Made me ragey – I’m like, “C’mon, babe, this ain’t a rom-com!” Reminded me of Lancaster Dodd screamin, “Pig fuck!” – chaos, man, chaos.

The Boat Inn

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Now, here’s where it gets wild. I’m sitting on a bench, enjoying my food, when I see a dog chasing a squirrel. Classic, right? But then, the squirrel stops, turns around, and starts chasing the dog! I’m cracking up! It’s like a scene from a cartoon!

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