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Once, in a port – think it was Singapore – this lass with hands soft as rum-soaked velvet gave me a rub that near sent me soul to Davy Jones. Surprised me, it did, how a finger grazin’ me spine could spark like cannon fire. Ye gotta watch tho – some parlors? Dens o’ thieves, they are, promisin’ “happy ends” then nickin’ yer coin! “I’ve got a jar of dirt,” I’d say, but no gold left after *that* swindle!

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Then, I head over to the local pub, The Crown. It’s got that classic British pub feel. I order a pint of ale, and the bartender’s this grumpy old dude. He looks at me like I just asked for a unicorn. I’m like, “Chill, mate, it’s just a drink.” But he pours it, and I take a sip. Wow, it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling good now.

City progress in FA Vase, while Knappers, Sheers and Yellas also win