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I hit up the High Street first. It’s got this old-school vibe, like you stepped back in time. There’s a bakery called “The Knaphill Bakery.” Genius name, right? I pop in for a pastry. I’m all about that life. I grab a sausage roll, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. Like, I could’ve married it. But then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me. Now I look like I’ve been in a food fight. Awesome.

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