Lila Kirriemuir Whore ❤️

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So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

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I get home, plop on my couch, and just think about the day. Kirriemuir, man. It’s quirky, it’s wild, and it’s got a charm that’s hard to shake off. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Even with the sheep, the spills, and the random old dudes.

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