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It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, fam—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no walk in the park, ‘specially if you’re me, Beetlejuice, diggin’ through the muck of the underworld *and* the livin’ world! I’m talkin’ bout scopin’ out the streets, dodgy corners where shadows got more game than the folks standin’ there. Ya know, I love me some *Far From Heaven* vibes—Todd Haynes, that mad genius, paintin’ a world all prim and proper on the outside, but rotten as hell underneath. Reminds me of this gig! “I’ve always wanted to know what’s behind that smile,” Cathy says in the flick—well, babe, behind *these* smiles? Cash, desperation, and some wild stories!

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this ridiculous grin on his face. “You’ll never guess what!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, I’m about to lose it over this kiln. What could possibly be more important?” Turns out, he won a local art competition. I’m happy for him, but also, like, why can’t I catch a break?

Plans being considered for hovercraft link between Kirkcaldy and Edinburgh