Elizabeth Kippax Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Aight, fam, listen up! Sexual-massage, innit? Proper mad ting, I’m tellin’ ya! Me, I’m like, big up to dat slow, heavy vibe—like in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, ya get me? Dat film’s all “silence and slowness,” and dat’s how I see dis massage ting—deep, dark, movin’ all eerie. So, picture dis: you’re gettin’ a sexual-massage, yeah, and it’s all oily hands slidin’ about, makin’ ya feel like some whale washed up in a Hungarian village—proper weird but lush, innit?

About this business

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I woke up in Kippax, UK, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. First off, I’m on my way to the office, and I’m cruising down Station Road. You know, the one that’s always packed with cars and those cheeky kids on bikes? Yeah, that one. I’m just minding my own business when BAM! A pigeon decides to play chicken with my car. I swear, that bird had a death wish. I slam the brakes, and my coffee goes flying. Great start, right?

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