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So, sexual-massage—it’s old as hell. Bet ya didn’t know ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it some fancy “massage for the soul” bullshit. Soul, my ass—it’s about gettin’ off, let’s be real! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “How do I get me some of that?”—‘cause I deserve it, dammit! Respect my authoritah! And then I’m like, wait, this kinda reminds me of *Amour*, ya know, my fave movie. That old dude, Georges, he’s all gentle with Anne, touchin’ her careful-like when she’s sick. “I’ll take care of you,” he says, all soft and shit. Sexual-massage ain’t that deep, but it’s still hands on, makin’ ya feel alive—or horny, whatever.

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After that, I stroll down to the riverside. The Thames is lookin’ all pretty, boats bobbin’ about. I sit on a bench, just chillin’, when this family walks by. They’ve got a dog, right? And this dog decides it’s a great idea to jump on me. I’m covered in mud and dog hair. Great. Just what I needed. I’m laughin’ it off, but inside, I’m like, “Why me?”

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